Mombies On The Loose

We interupt this blog to bring you a public service announcement.

Mombies have been sighted in nearby neighborhoods.

What do you do if you see a Mombie?

*Do not confront them if approached.
*Do not make eye contact.
*Do not ask what is for dinner...you won't like the answer.



How do you know if you've got a Mombie problem?

*The general area will be littered with unfinished laundry.
*Kitchen sinks will be clean, they use them after all, but beware of dishwashers full of dirty dishes due to forgetfulness to actually put in soap and start the thing on the Mombie's part.
*Large quantities of Mac n'Cheese boxes may be found.

And the biggest identifiying clue to a Mombie presence?

The kitchen table has been transformed into a paper heap, scattered with tools, cutters, and the occasional tape gun. Be aware that glitter may be present and if so, do not touch! That stuff has been found to attach itself to anything in the nearby vacinity causing insanity.

It also alerts the Mombie to your proximity to her "nest".


Mombie invasions rarely last long, usually until they get card swaps done, display items complete, or they run out of adhesive.

But until that time,

Let's all be safe out there.